Meet the Danmcgraw.net Team

  • Marcy Weaver, CEO

    Came free with the Squarespace business plan.

  • Anthony Pierre, Chief Technologist

    A decorated combat veteran of the Second Anthrobot War, Anthony recently traveled back in time to save humanity by ensuring we chose the right site template.

  • Gabby Mercer, VP of Stock Photos

    During her tenure Gabby has led the search efforts for “Bald Man,” “Robot Soldier,” and “Paris Nighttime.” She also sits on the Premium Photo Fund’s board of trustees. Under her leadership we have seen a 40% reduction in copyright infringements.

  • George Dunn, General Counsel

    With over 35 years of experience in corporate litigation, George joined danmcgraw.net in 2010 as Senior Counsel for Regulatory and Compliance Matters. Prior to his tenure with us he was a partner at Latham & Watkins. From 1980-1985 he served as a prosecutor in the SDNY’s Criminal Division where he focused on securities fraud.

  • Rick Hill, Head of Internal Affairs

    During his 30 years of service for the FBI, Rick was involved in some of the bureau’s biggest cases, including the investigation and apprehension of the Unibomber, Aldrich Ames, and Martha Stewart. We are fortunate to have Rick working tirelessly to ensure danmgraw.net operates with the integrity and transparency necessary to maintain the public’s trust.

  • Ed Cook, Chief Innovation Officer

    Nobody knows what he does.

  • Ichiro Suzuki, Right Fielder

    B/T: R/L; 5’11’ 175lbs

    AVG: .311 OPB: .355. OPS: .757

    Acquired via trade in 2019

  • Ali King, Associate Right Fielder

    A recent graduate of Towson University’s Outfield Incubator, Ali adds much-needed depth to our defense.

  • Mallory Clark, Password Manager

    A former NASA engineer, Mallory is capable of memorizing passwords up to 16 characters in length. We’re lucky to have her functioning as the sole repository for our bank, Squarespace and ESPN Insider access codes.

  • Jodi King, Chief Lobbyist

    During her brief time with danmcgraw.net, Jodi has successfully secured the site over $340 million worth of defense contracts.

  • Joe "Skip" Parsons, Head Intern

    A Slavic languages major, Skip began as a summer intern in 1976.

  • Connor McGraw, Cousin

    Pretty much Connor’s last shot to get his act together.