The Onion
From 2013-2017 I was a Senior Writer and Sports Editor for America’s Finest News Source.
Those were, without question, the most fun and least lucrative years of my career thus far. These days I offer up my skills to the highest bidder.
Below is a sample of my headlines.
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Here’s a sample of the aggressively dumb ideas I contributed to our efforts to finally make money from pre-roll ads..
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